Spiffy pics of the Sony Walkman NW-S200 Series Sports MP3 Players we mentioned last month are starting to surface, and the Walkman NW-S200 Series are on schedule for a September release. Expected to be available in 1GB and 2GB sizes, the dildoesque DAPs bring sporty features to the game such as a water-resistant body, the ability to shuffle play by simply shaking them, and integrated pedometer/calorie counting features.

And then there's Music Pacer that figures out your step speed and finds a tune with a tempo to match. Plus, you can charge the Walkman up in just 45 minutes for 18 hours of playback. Although they will first be released in Europe, when they get to the states, pricing will be around $120 for the 1GB unit and $150 for the 2GB. No word on whether the MP3 player will be available with a vibrator option. – Charlie White